1. worldofthecutestcuties:

    Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

    (via johnlock-17)

     
  2. dumpsterfetus:

    story of my life

    (Source: dirudo, via enjoltaireoutmyheart)

     
  3. hideouswoman:

    susemoji:

    I HATE THIS

    WHAHTAT

    (Source: vine.co, via edgebug)

     
     

  4. masturbation-is-illegal:

    marielovesgroban:

    Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

    image

    (via abominable-psych-o)

     
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  6. mugiiwaras:

    WHY HAVENT I SEEN PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THIS VINE?

    (via abominable-psych-o)

     
     
  7. i-want-the-cumberbooty:

    I’m thinking about making this a thing now.

    (via dumbledorathexplora)

     
  8. the-winchesters-and-their-angel:

    Bonus: 

    #totally married #can’t convince me otherwise

    (Source: dnmilkovich, via tardistocamphalfblood)

     

  9. smilingemoticon:

    hdgunnell:

    Gravity Falls Theme - Full version

    image

    (Source: a-police-officer, via dumbledorathexplora)

     
  10. gamko:

    Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

    (via tardistocamphalfblood)

     

  11. i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

    (Source: oikwa, via ghostsfacer)

     
  12. nathanielemmett:

    "I am Groot."

    (x)

    (via the-dalek-in-221b)

     

  13. sassykardashian:

    *secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)

    (Source: versacesquad, via the-dalek-in-221b)

     
  14. shingekinokyojinheaven:

    opticallyaroused:

    Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

    please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

    (Source: fuckyeahairplaness, via consulting-huggybear)

     

  15. verylittlebird:

    kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

    (via the-spookiest-novelist)