1. greetings:

    people who use “lol” and “xD” in the same sentence are the kind of people who should never be trusted

    lol my best friend’s brother’s boyfriend’s aunt’s grandmother just said this to me yesterday xD

    (via essetir)

     

  2. glorfyndel:

    all my fav characters are categorised into 4 ‘types’

    • nerd loser
    • utter dork 
    • sweet precious baby
    • trASH BAG FROM HELL

    (via essetir)

     
  3. sad-veins:

    shybabykitten:

    This kinda sounds like a poem

    (Source: loudest-whisper, via the-dalek-in-221b)

     

  4. meladoodle:

    officialunitedstates:

    you lost me at superwh

    Why won’t anyone let me pitch my superwhales idea

    (via okay)

     
  5. (Source: antaam, via ohyeahcourtoon)

     
  6. mrhaliboot:

    urjaxox:

    stare at him for a minute and try not to smile.

    (via hanniegetyourgun)

     
  7. (Source: ohmykorra, via toothianafairy)

     
  8. suicunesrider:

    omgtsn:

    who killed the fucking moon

    image

    (Source: sightofthetombs, via toothianafairy)

     

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  10. moonlitcandyandstarrysky:

    Notebook-writing-phobia
    The fear of writing into a freshly bought,
    fancy looking notebook because you’re afraid of fucking up and ruining everything and you end up never ever using it. You just look at it. Touch it. Smell it. And place it ever so carefully onto your collection of 100 other unused notebooks.

    (via camisadomg)

     
  11. mrandmrseventwofive:

    Jessica Williams

    (via madambitchtits)

     
  12. kdwalbring:

    The art of shaving Dick.

    (Source: vine.co, via jensenfuckingwinchester)

     
     
  13. bluewindsummer:

    *shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*

    Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)

    Click here for other Avengers comics

    (via defininganddefyingordinary)

     
  14. thisisbluelanguage:

    veggielezzyfemmie:

    The regular girl couldn’t make it, so I’m here.

    miss claudette has a special place in my heart. 

    miss claudette over everything 

    (Source: quatres, via theawkwardannie)

     
  15.  

    tom-bakery:

    hippievanss:

    found this old piano in the bushes last spring, hiking around an island. it’s been there for so long the tree is growing into it & it makes me wonder who used to play it and why it’s outside

    1) jazz fairies 2) midnight jazz fairy parties

    (via madambitchtits)